Monday, 18 June 2012

Fresh from the pens of England's finest 15 year olds


Fresh from the pens of England's finest 15 year olds - these are fantastic!!!


These are supposed to be metaphors from actual GCSE essays:

Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two other sides gently compressed by a Thigh Master.



His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a tumble dryer.



She caught your eye like one of those pointy hook latches that used to dangle from doors and would fly up whenever you banged the door open again.



The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn't.



McMurphy fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a paper bag filled with vegetable soup.



Her hair glistened in the rain like nose hair after a sneeze.



Her eyes were like two brown circles with big black dots in the centre



Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.



He was as tall as a six-foot-three-inch tree.
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