Monday, 13 August 2012

First day of school is coming quickly...

Mother: How was your first day at school?
Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!

I'm not going back to school ever again.
Why ever not?
The teacher doesn't know a thing, all she does is ask question!

Fred came home from his first day at school. "Nothing exciting happened", he told his mother, "Except the teacher didn't know how to spell cat so I told her"

What did you learn in school today?
Not enough, I have to go back tomorrow!

Mother: What did you learn in school today?
Son: How to write.
Mother: What did you write?
Son: I don't know, they haven't taught us how to read yet!

Mother: What was the first thing you learned in class?
Daughter: How to talk without moving my lips!

Teacher: What's big and yellow and comes in the morning to brighten a mothers day?
Pupil: The school bus!


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