Sunday, 23 September 2012

Real teachers...

Real teachers buy Excedrin and Advil in bulk at Sam's Club.
Real teachers grade papers in the car, during commercials, in faculty meetings, in the bathroom, and at the end of nine weeks have even been seen grading in church.
Real teachers cheer when they hear that April 1st does not fall on a school day.
Real teachers never sit down without first checking the seat of the chair.
Real teachers have been timed gulping down lunch in 2 minutes 18 seconds.  Master teachers can eat faster than that.
Real teachers can predict exactly which parents show up at open house.
Real teachers understand the importance of making sure every kid gets a Valentine.
Real teachers never teach the conjugations of "lie" and "lay" to eighth graders.

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