Monday, 17 September 2012

September 17, 2012 Quotes of the day

England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool .

I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest .

I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx .

I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough .

Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes .

Cartoonist found dead in home . Details are sketchy .

Venison for dinner ? Oh deer !

Earthquake in Washington obviously government's fault .

Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too .

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