Tuesday, 2 October 2012

Church Bulletin Quotations

 "Mr. Smith is also a close relative of his brother Wilbur in the church."

 "Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community."

"Don’t let worry kill you -- let the church help."

"For those of you who have children and don’t know it, we have a nursery downstairs."

"This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the altar."

"Children will be led in sinning and Bible study." 

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