Tuesday, 20 November 2012

YOU MIGHT BE A SCHOOL TEACHER IF:

...You believe the staff room should be equipped with a Valium salt lick. 

...You want to slap the next person who says, "Must be nice to work 8:00
   to 3:20 and have summers free." 

...You believe chocolate is a food group.

...You can tell if it's a full moon without ever looking outside.

...You believe "Shallow gene pool" should have its own box in the report
   card. 

...When out in public you feel the urge to snap your fingers at children
   you do not know and correct their behavior. 

...You have no life between August to next June.

...Marking all A's on report cards would make your life SO much simplier. 

...You laugh uncontrollably when people refer to the staff room as the
   "lounge." 

...You think caffeine should be available in intravenous form.

...You know you are in for a major project when a parent says, "I have a
   great idea I'd like to discuss.  I think it would be such fun." 

...Your personal life comes to a screeching halt at report card time. 

...Meeting a child's parent instantly answers the question "Why is this
   kid like this?" 
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